Buddha Statue Found on Mars! (Not)

It’s amazing — the things you find on Mars. We’ve seen a floating spoon, Bigfoot, rats and now, well what do you know, Buddha, himself, has been spotted on the Red Planet.
According to Scott C. Waringufosightingsdaily.com, this statue of a “Stunning Martian God” was spotted this October. In fact, the feature had been seen before, but never in such revealing detail.
Waringwrites, “This photo alone should be enough to convince the United Nations that intelligent life once existed on Mars, but NASA doesn’t want anyone to know the truth, because they will be asked to share the info and technology that they have found.”
See it? It’s there in plain sight. As Waring describes the feature, “it shows a face and head turned to its right, with breasts and a plump stomach, shoulders.”
That NASA — always trying to hide the exciting discoveries.
Sure, they told us about liquid water on Mars today and the odd glint from a star 1,480 light-years away that could, just maybe, suggest alien megastructures. But this news about a Martian God statue on the Red Planet certainly tops the list of exciting space news this week.
Take a look back at some of the other remarkable relics found on Mars here.